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I am young, but I know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

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One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

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Fuchsie Witze

Fuchsie ist so fett, er rasiert sich mit einem Rasenmäher!

Fuchsie ist so fett, ihr Sternzeichen ist ein Double Whopper.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn die Welt untergeht, ist er Option 2.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er in die Luft springt, dann gibt es eine Sonnenfinsternis!!!

Fuchsie ist so fett, als er Fallschirmspringen war, starben die Dinosaurier aus.

Fuchsie ist so fett, dass er auf der Baustelle als Abrissbirne genommen wird.

Fuchsie ist so fett, er wird bei McDonald’s gefragt, was er nicht bestellen will.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er ins Wasser geht, singen die Wale: „We are Family!“

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er Bungee-Jumping macht, reißt die Brücke mit in die Schlucht.

Fuchsie ist so fett, dass Forscher sich nicht einig sind, ob Fuchsie auf der Erde lebt oder die Erde auf ihm.

Fuchsie ist so fett, seine Instagram-Bilder werden bei Galileo Big Pictures angezeigt.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er nachts nach Hause kommt, reagieren alle Bewegungsmelder gleichzeitig...im Nachbarort!

Fuchsie schaut sich in den Spiegel und schreit zu seiner Frau: „Bring den fetten Penner hier raus!“

Fuchsie ist so fett. Als Drakula ihm das Blut ausgesaugt hat, bekam er Diabetes.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er in die Luft springt, denken Forscher, sie hätten einen neuen Planeten entdeckt.

Fuchsie ist so fett, sogar Wale mobben ihn.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er leuchten würde, wäre die Sonne arbeitslos.

Fuchsie ist so fett, wenn er auf der Waage steht, erscheint meine Telefonnummer.

Fuchsie ist so fett, sein Schulfoto aus der ersten Klasse druckt immer noch.

15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

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