Weeks-Witze

Was ist rot und macht die Zähne kaputt?

Ein Ziegelstein.

Und was ist rot und günstig?

RED SHOPPING WEEK!

USA - Corona

Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."