Call-Witze
Ich wollte Call of Duty an Behinderte verkaufen,
doch der Slogan "Baller-Baller für den Balla-Balla" kam nicht so gut an. 😑
What do you call retards with guns? Special forces.
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
Mögt ihr das Lied "Call me maybe"?
Ich bin 18 Jahre alt mit 20 cm Penis. Schick mal Nummer und wir können Video Call machen.
Chuck Norris hat ein Messer bei "Call of Duty" geworfen und damit jemanden bei "Battlefield" getötet.
Letztens einige Franzosen in der Herrschaft Lobby gehabt.
Habe dann mit meinen Freunden die alten Zeiten wiederholt.
What do you call an axolotl that's a king?
His Royal Axo-lency!
Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?
WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!
UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".
USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!
How do you call a green Axolotl?
Answer: Rich Axolotl, because he is green and green means money.
Wo ruft ein Dementor an, wenn er Hunger hat?
Bei der Seelsorge.
Du bewirfst deinen Bildschirm mit Flaschen. Dein Bildschirm geht kaputt. Der letzte Dreckssack im Call: Schick mal Screenshot!
Kommt auf meinen Twitch Channel: Derdiedasnuttela der die oder das Nutella?
Bro, what do you call a lesbian on fire?
What?
LGBBQ.
Ab jetzt 12 Tage Star-Wars-Memes-Dauerfeuer
Community-Talk
Here's an update on the situation. I posted an email to the school with the documentation. Im terrified. The first email address I tried sent an email back saying the email did not send. I hope this one will. If i dont have a reply by monday night, ill call them tuesday morning. Wish me luck guys, im fucking scared.
Hey guys can I get some support? Tw btw (venting and topic about sa) About 41 days ago, my friend of 4 years groomed me. It was really bad, and it's stuck with me and inflicted trauma on me. I am really upset about it. I won't add too much details in what he did. I told some of my friends, and posted some screenshots in wje. I have decided with my friends that we are going to call him out, and tell were he goes to c… Weiterlesen
Irgendso Probleme mit Ex Freundin.
Alsoooo. Meine Ex schreib mir sie vermisst mich und alles, die calls und alles. Wir sind seit 6 Monaten weg, zum Glück.
Und Joa, sie kann nicht aufhören und loslassen und schrieb mir 2 Texte die 100% Ki sind ong. Hat jemand tips? ( blockieren eher nd so, weil will ragebaiten )