Cause-Witze
Why did Wanda need glasses? Because she lost her Vision.
In einer Fernsehshow. Die Kandidaten sollen einen Satz mit "Timbuktu" bilden. Der erste sagt etwas einfallslos: "Letztes Jahr habe ich meinen Onkel in Timbuktu besucht, der ist dort Entwicklungshelfer." Der zweite erzählt: "Ich wollte unbedingt mal den Niger sehen. Mein Vater nahm ich mit auf eine Reise nach Timbuktu." Der dritte erzählt (auf Englisch): "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies in a tent. Cause they were three and we were two, I booked a lady and Tim booked two."
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"Schaffner, warum fährt der Zug nicht los? Es ist schon 20 Minuten über der Zeit."
"Wegen höherer Gewalt."
"Was ist denn los?"
"Chuck Norris hat angerufen, dass er erst später kommen kann."
The joke is now in English: "I haven't lost my virginity yet."
"'Cause I never lose!" 😉
Alle Kinder spielen Fortnite, nur nicht Fritz, der hat den Fall Guys Battle Pass.
"I just shit out my ash." Booted up my PC cause I need, need To get the Fall Guys Battle Pass.
I like Fall Guys, did I mention Fall Guys? I like Fall Guys, it's nighttime.
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
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Deutscher: "Wie oft putzt du deine Zähne?"
Afrikaner: "Einmal in der Woche."
Deutscher: "Warum sind deine Zähne weiß?"
Afrikaner: "Cause this is Africa."
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November 2024 Song
It is November and it' s so cold outside Everyone is staying in Nobody' s getting out And when I look outside the balcony I see The cold world from a different perspective
I walk outside, and then i am alone (and it feels so wonderful) When I' m walking past the house And everyone is gone Is it cause the snow is falling and outside its just so cold
And I look up To the neighbor's windows Everyo… Weiterlesen
everybody's hating me but i am feeling great what the feeling better makes is laughing at the hate cause when i sit alone in my room i can see everything is so weird outside and i dont wanna be a part of it i tried to flirt with google but it doesn't understand nobody understands what i mean so im alone yeah it makes me happy somehow i dont believe the world was nice before everything is so weird outside and i dont w… Weiterlesen
Ich weiß, das Thema ist weit hergeholt, aber ich habe ein Gedicht über das Jahr 2022 geschrieben. Wie findet ihr es?
2022
Everything changed so fast we put masks on our face don' t look behind remember the days before we were walking alone Living in uncertainity
Even when the mask falls off you still put it back on the future's unpredictable it's not carved into walls
Now that all the shops close down can you se… Weiterlesen