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Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

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A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings.Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.

Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus.Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!

Wie heißt die Russische Sex Ministerin? Olga mach's Loch Off.

Eines Tages redet ein Eisengolem:Gustav mein Golemfreund.Was haben sie aus dir gemacht?Wir kannten uns doch schon seit dem Kindergarten.Jetzt bist du eine Eisentür.

Aber immerhin bist du jetzt für alles offen.

Pia isst zu Abend. Ihre Oma bettelte" Ach Pia? man redet nicht mit offenem Mund ,

wie kann man nur?" Da erwiderte Pia, mit viel Übung klappt das auch bei dir.

Danke fürs lesen(:

Mein Kleber ist tot.Er ist seit 2 Stunden offen.Morgen gehe ich zu seinem Beklebnis

Deine Mudder ist so dumm

Normale Menschen laufen mit geschlossenen Augen gegen die Laterne

Deine Mudder mit offenen Augen

Warum lässt eine Blondine die Zauntür vom Garten offen? Damit die Blumen frische Luft bekommen.

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He died of natural causes.
Miss Romanoff, you
kicked him off the roof.
Gravity is natural.
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Angela Merkel sucht eine Wahrsagerin auf. Diese konzentriert sich, schließt die Augen und sagt: „Ich sehe Sie in einem offenen Wagen eine breite Straße entlang fahren. Das Volk klatscht Beifall. Es ist glücklich wie selten. Einige laufen hinter dem Wagen her. Die Menschenmenge ist so dicht, dass die Polizei den Weg nur mit Mühe freihalten kann. Die Leute rufen voller Hoffnung: ‚Jetzt wird alles wieder gut!‘“ Als Merkel das hört, platzt sie vor Glück und fragt die Wahrsagerin: „Und wie reagiere ich darauf?“

Die Antwort der Wahrsagerin: „Das kann ich nicht erkennen, der Sargdeckel ist zu!“

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Warum lässt eine Blondine wenn sie auf Toilette geht die Tür offen? Damit keiner durchs Schlüsselloch gucken kann

Beule im Auto

Auf dem Supermarkt-Parkplatz entdeckt eine Blondine eine Beule an ihrer Autotür. Verzweifelt fragt sie sich, was sie dagegen tun kann. Da kommt ein junger Mann vorbei und rät ihr, in den Auspuff zu blasen, um das Auto aufzupumpen, damit sich die Beule wieder ausdellt. Gesagt getan, die Blondine fängt an in den Auspuff zu blasen. Kurze Zeit später kommt ihre Freundin, auch eine Blondine, vorbei, und fragt was sie da mache. "Ich versuche die Beule an meinem Auto wieder aufzupumpen." Die andere Blondine lacht sich tot. "Du Dummchen, so wird das nie klappen!" "Wieso nicht?", fragt die erste. "Weil die Fenster alle offen sind!!!"