Tim

Tim-Witze

Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    Toilettenpapier

    • Der Lehrer sagt zur Klasse: "Bildet bitte Sätze mit 'wenn, dann'." Melden sich einige Kinder, auch Fritzchen.

    "Robert": "Wenn es draußen warm ist, esse ich gerne ein Eis." "Prima! Nächster Satz bitte, Fritzchen."

    "Wenn mein Vater mit der Times auf die Toilette geht, dann weiß ich, dass wir kein Toilettenpapier mehr haben", sagt Fritzchen.

    Lehrer: "Wieso das denn?" Darauf Fritzchen: "Weil mein Vater kein Englisch versteht!"

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    Ariana Grande

    • Hey, ich bin Ariana Grande und Britney Spears. Habt ihr schon meine Videos auf YouTube geschaut und geliked? Wenn nicht? I’ll give you baby one more time because I have no tears left to cry.

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    • Name

    • Tim hat 2 Fische. Den einen nennt er "Einer", den zweiten nennt er "Zwei". Wenn einer stirbt, hat er immer noch zwei.

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