Antiwitze
Lisa: "Ich hatte auch mal ein Haustier!"
Tom: "Echt cool, was denn für eins? Also, ich habe einen Hund."
Lisa: "Sensibles Thema. Es geht ihm nicht sonderlich gut, er hat nur noch ein Bein und fällt immer um."
Tom: "Oh nein! Das ist ja schrecklich. Was ist das denn für ein armes Tier?"
Lisa: "Ein halbes Hendl."
Was ist gelb und kann nicht schwimmen? Ein Bagger!
Findest du den Witz lustig? Nicht? Der Baggerfahrer auch nicht!
Was ist das Gegenteil von Japan?
Neinpan!
Der schrecklichste Witz!
Ficken zwei Albaner, kommen drei Neger raus.
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Sie rufen an, ich lege auf!
Frank (34) DJ
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, Ich kann nicht reimen, Schokolade.
Christos
Alle Kinder freuen sich über das Glück des Lebens, außer Thorben, der ist gestorben.
Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, dass das Essen von den Kindern in Afrika abgehauen ist.
Polen sind cool!
Was ist rot, hart und schlecht für die Zähne? Ein Backstein!
Teste dein Englisch.
Wie heißt SEX auf Englisch?
"Der Apfel schmeckt nach Eistee."
Kevin isst einen Pfirsich.
Sagt eine Ziege zum Rasenmäher: "Määäää."
Sagt der Rasenmäher: "Du hast mir nichts zu sagen."
Sagt ein Fisch zu einem Fisch: "Hai!"
Der andere fragt erschrocken: "Wo?"
Sitz einer im Stehklo?
Du kannst jeden so feste schlagen, wie du willst. Du musst nur vorher "Mücke" schreien.