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Zebranur

    • Schule heute:

    Zebranur hat sich heute in der Schule eingepisst!

    Ha ha, sie hatte einen Fleck am Popo und hat ihr Blumen-Omi-Shirt runtergezogen! Und in ihrem Omi-T-Shirt war hinten ein Loch, da konnte man Stöcke gut reinmachen! Und Steine in den Schulranzen!

    Hoda war vor längerer Zeit bei Zebranur zu Hause und war dort auf der Toilette! Auf einmal rief sie: „Zebranur, bring mir was aus meinem Schuli!“

    Was war es wohl?

    Tampons oder Binden, I don't know! Mir wurde es nur erzählt!

    Und Hoda hat einen Crush auf Da..an. Ich sollte den Namen nicht sagen, deshalb!

    Und ich, Zebranur und S.... (der Name ist Datenschutz) haben Streit mit Hoda! Wegen ihr! (Nicht an euch!)

    Ich bin keine Mobberin, scheint nur so! Ich bin nur ehrlich!

    Bye, ich muss auf die Toile... 💩

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    • Percy

    • Piper: Wer denkt ihr ist heißer? Percy oder Jason? Ich denke Jason.

    Annabeth: Percy.

    Rachel: Percy.

    Reihna: Percy.

    Welt: Percy.

    Universum: Percy.

    Percy: I‘m sexy and I know it!

    Nico: Percy.

    Percy:... Wartet, was?

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    • Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

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    • Coronavirus

    • PRESSEKONFERENZ: ---------------------------------- Trump: "I know more about Corona-Viruses than anybody."

    Reporter: "Sorry Sir, this isn't syphilis."

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    • Raum

    • Naruto: Sasuke, in which room can you find Uchias?

    Sasuke: I don't know.

    Naruto: In the living room.

    Sorry, dass der auf Englisch ist, aber er funktioniert nur so.

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Song

    • 15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

    Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

    14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

    The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

    13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

    Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

    12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

    The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

    You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.

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    • Planet

    • "They say I'm young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffer, we suffer at the same time. Let's make it happen now and save our planet!"

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    • Liedtext

    • JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

    Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

    Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

    Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

    Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

    Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

    Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

    Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

    Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

    Refrain

    Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

    You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

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