Out

Out-Witze

Out-Memes

Serie

    • I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

    It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

  • 0

    • Chart

    • Guru Satta King Charts and projections are very genuine, and many people have benefitted from them by making a number that has higher chances to come out of Satta Matka. Also, you may find the numbers of predictors who can easily crack the winning number.

  • 0

    • Moment

    • Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

    Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.

    Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.

    Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

    Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

    Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊

    Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇

    Danke schonmal😊

  • 2

    • Voldemort

    • Voldemort: "AvadA-"

    Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"

    Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"

    Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"

    "Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

    Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

  • 1

    • Donald Trump

    • What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

    If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

    What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

    What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

  • 2

    • Laterne

    • You know you are German when...

    ... You went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.

    ... Du auf die Frage „Do you speak english?“ mit „See I so out?“ antwortest.

  • 4

    • Amactus

    • Amactis man amactus yoyo amactus turn down and clap amactus, can we feel u forever amactus yoyo amacuts my sun yo and we dance and we shout amactus, shout it loud amactus, i can go out with amactus, my crazy amactus, my sexy amactus, hurray push it amactus, sexy sexy amactus, love-ey love-ey!

  • 2

    • Earth

    • They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

    It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

    Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

    They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

    Wenn euch der Liedtext gefällt bitte ein Dislike.

  • 2

    • Sprichwort

    • German speakingwords in english #5:(deutsch Sprichwörter auf englisch #5:)

    That is jacket like trousers to me. (Das ist Jacke wie Hose für mich.)

    Let the curch in the village. (Lass die Kirche im Dorf.)

    Don‘t paint the devil on the wall. (Mal nicht den Teufel an die Wand.)

    I have thrown an eye on you. (Ich habe ein Auge auf dich geworfen.)

    What must that must. (Was muss das muss.)

    That sets the whole the crown up. (Das setzt dem ganzen die Krone auf.)

    Let it taste to you. (Lass es dir schmecken.)

    Makeing good mine to the bad game. (Gute Miene zum bösen Spiel machen.)

    Have you still them all? (Hast du sie noch alle?)

    You look stupid out of the laundry. (Du schaust dumm aus der Wäsche.)

    You can’t see the forest infront of many trees. (Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht.)

  • 7

    • Sprichwort

    • German speakingwords in english #3: (deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #3:)

    That is Snow from yesterday. (Das ist Schnee von gestern.)

    Not from bad parents. (Nicht von schlechten Eltern.)

    You have one at the waffle. (Du hast einen an der Waffel.)

    That is me sausage. (Das ist mir Wurst.)

    Do you have a bird? (Hast du einen Vogel?)

    I belive me kicks a horse. (Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.)

    That knocks me out of the socks. (Das haut mich aus den Socken.)

    Don’t go me on the ghost. (Geh mir nicht auf den Geist.)

    Sponge over it. (Schwamm drüber.)

    We are at the ass of the world. (Wir sind am Arsch der Welt.)

    You are very first cream. (Du bist allererste Sahne.)

    My deer swan. (Mein lieber Schwan.)

  • 4