Tjark.
All the kids are swimming with dolphins, only Tjark swims with a shark.
The-Witze
With whom does the skeleton go to the party with?
No body.
Was sagt ein Gangster, wenn er das erste Mal auf Batman trifft?
"Wat the F... Fledermaus!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
It’s the sound of the police!
I believe I'm the sky.
I believe I can touch the fly.
Breaking News: Chuck Norris won the Berlin Marathon in less than 2h.
Result was not counted. He ran from Berlin to Marathon.
Q: Was machen Kinder von C-Entwicklern?
A: "The Floor is Java."
Wer hat die "Fridays for Future" gegründet?
Kreta Thunfisch.
Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Gamers?
"He was banned from the real life server."
Ein Engländer gab mir neulich einen Tipp: „An apple a day keeps the doctor away.“ Tja, hab ich ausprobiert.
Funktioniert aber nur, wenn man hart genug wirft.
"Wie die Nase des Mannes, so sein Johannes."
Voldemort left the game.
- Slogan des Jahres 2019: Share the Joy.
- Slogan des Jahres 2020: Move the World.
- Slogan des Jahres 2021: Imagine.
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
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"Why?"
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"Because yolo"
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"What does that mean?" I asked.
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"You only live once"
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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
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"What's that mean?"
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"You're on your own."
What is the favorite lord of Mozart?
"G-sus".
Song des Jahres 2018: Light Up.
Song des Jahres 2019: Share The Joy.
Song des Jahres 2020: Move The World.
Song des Jahres 2021: Imagine.
Wie nennt man durch die Gegend laufende Senioren?
The walking Death.
Wollte eine Befruchtungsklinik eröffnen mit dem Slogan "We put the babys, in the ladys." :P
Kiddy - The King.
Die ganze Geschichte. Die Anfänge unter anderem Namen:
https://schlechtewitze.com/witze/604dc7d620855b117bcc4dcb/derzeit-wird-eine-studie-durchgefuehrt
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
