Can-Witze
Deine Mutter furzt in der Badewanne und singt. 02 you can do!
Dario fragt Can: Wie schmeckt heiliges Wasser?
Da antwortet Can: Ganz normal wie Wasser, aber nur heiliger.
Naruto: Sasuke, in which room can you find Uchias?
Sasuke: I don't know.
Naruto: In the living room.
Sorry, dass der auf Englisch ist, aber er funktioniert nur so.
I believe I'm the sky.
I believe I can touch the fly.
Tageslosung...
Yes, we can.
Wie nennt man ein chinesisches All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?
Tierheim! (Habe nichts gegen Chinesen.)
Mr. Präsident, welches Land wird unter Ihrer Politik am schnellsten untergehen?
"America first?"
Yes, you can.
Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)
Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.
Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.
Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.
Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)
Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊
Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇
Danke schonmal😊
Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and he says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
An SQL-Query enters a bar, approaches two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
Deine Mutter sieht sich bei "All you can eat" die Menükarte an und sagt zum Kellner: "OK!"
Canadians, you're weird!
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