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Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

If you are a Michael Jackson believer that he only faked his death and is still alive then please subscribe to this youtube channel please, please!

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There is very good evidence there.

Even if you don't believe in it you can still drop by, please.

Please do not forget to subscribe! 😃😁

Thank you! Bye!

Pls like this.

Bitte liked das.

Thanks!

Danke!

Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!

Hello, my name is Manuel! Thanks for you love!

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.

Thank you very match! Englisch lernen ist Quatsch. Französisch ist genauso Mist, sei froh, dass du ein Deutscher bist!

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"

Verkäufer: "For what?"

Kunde: "No, two."

Verkäufer: "To what..."

Kunde: "Yes."

Verkäufer: "No."

Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye."

Verkäufer: "Goodbye."

Thank you for all support :))

Ich wollte mich nur bei @. bedanken. Sie hilft mir jederzeit. Danke!

Heute ist der Tag gekommen, wo du deinem Freund danken sollst. Hast du schon mal daran gedacht? Mach ihm eine Freude, er wird sich bestimmt freuen und denk daran, dass eine Freundschaft sehr wertvoll ist.

Danke fürs Lesen ♡

Danke!

Englisch kann so schön sein ...

Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"

Verkäufer: "For what?"

Kunde: "No, two."

Verkäufer: "To what..."

Kunde: "Yes."

Verkäufer: "No"

Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye"

Verkäufer: "Goodbye"

Hello, Leute, ich kann very gut singen. My Lieblingssong ist "Vem Comigo" von Joana Almeida aus Portugal. What ist your Lieblingssong? My favourite Sängerin ist Joana Almeida. Sie ist cool! You können ihre Videos auf YouTube sehen. Thank you and Tschüss!