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Warum ist Voldemorts Gesicht so flach? Weil er gegen die falsche Wand gelaufen ist.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter wacht nach 10 Jahren Koma im Krankenflügel auf. Er fragt zu dem Arzt: was ist los? Der Arzt antwortet: Du bist am Bahnhof gegen eine Want gelaufen.

Rosen sind rot

Kann man auch in die Harry Potter Kategorie tun schreib den da auch noch rein:

Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"

Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."

Umbrige: 😶

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How teachers want you to
leave class during a fire

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💜~ Lilly ~💜

What do you want, Severus?
Well, go ahead...
I wanted to say something...
Roses are read, Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
then I saw you...

Philosoph

Sheldyndrom #Nevermind

I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.

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Mums when their teenage son
mentions a girl for the first time
S
Dads when their teenage
daughter mentions a boy
I just want to talk with him
ifunny.co

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Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

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MysteryGirl 2.0

😅

Santa, I want
a dragon
Ok! I want a
girlfriend
Be realistic
www
******
******
Which colour dragon
do you need?
Forever alone

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#BleibzuHause 🇲🇶

WHN I LAY DOWN
TO SLEEP AND SOMEONE ASK:
"ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP?"
@exo_picsmemes
NO,IJUST DOWNLOADED A NEW
DREAM AND I WANT TO WATCH IT

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LODING.
MESSAGES
Harvard
Bro you want a scholarship?
now

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😑

How I imagine
what I want to do
753334
Where I give up

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Also der Internet Explorer könnte auch Edge sein.... 🥲🥲

Conversation Between Browsers
What are we?
Browsers!
Browsers! Browsers!
What do we want?
Faster!
Faster! Faster!
When do we want it?
Now!
Now!
Now!
Browsers!
Ο

Rosen sind rot

Roses are red You are my ex You want me back Well... Thank you next

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Jedes Mal 🥲

ME WHO JUST WANT TO
GO DOWN TO GET A SNACK

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immer so

Homework?
↓
No
osu!
↓
Yes
Do you want to do it?
/1
No Yes
↓
Haha no
you don't

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When you mine
Three cobblestone
"I don't want to play with you anymore"

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Anonym der 10 000

=
Google
How to make a nuclear bomb x
FBI wants to:
Know your location
Allow
Q
Block
X

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THE RACE WE ALL WANT TO SEE

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When the teacher asking a
question and you don't
want to be called
Damn this table looking real tabley

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